And Now, For Something Completely Predictable

Oh, I'm conservative, and that's OK!
I pray all night and I shill all day!
(He's conservative, and that's OK!
He prays all night and he shills all day!)

Oh, I pimp the Right, for Talon News
Lifting text from the RNC
On Thursdays I do talk shows
And browbeat liberals with glee

Oh, I'm conservative, and that's OK!
I pray all night and I shill all day!
(He's conservative, and that's OK!
He prays all night and he shills all day!)

Scott calls on me in the press room
I like to toss softballs!
My journalism degree, it cost $50
Then I ran afoul of Kos

Oh, I'm conservative, and that's OK!
I pray all night and I shill all day!
(He's conservative, and that's OK!
He prays all night and he shills all day!)

Oh, I'm a closet queen, I use fake names
I'm HotMilitaryAction dot com
And after nailed for outing Plame
I may need to call my mom

(He's a closet queen! He uses... fake... names?
And hot military... UGH!!!)

Oh, I'm conservative, and that's OK!
I pray all night and I shill all day!